splantamello:

beeswarm17:

karkat-san:

karkat-san:

Why was Oedipus against profanity?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.

I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.

wait

you will be when i’m through with you.

anastac1a:

thebxb:

dontkillcosima:

I don’t remember this Hannah Montana/Suite Life cross over :\

U..n..f…

Oh my! 😳

lunar-amethyst:

Music piracy in the ’60s

are you kidding me? sooooooooo awesome

canyounotelmo:

That one moment that Zoey 101 made a period joke.

manage-to-lose-an-entire-dragon:

fyeahhowtotrainyourdragon:

On a scale from Hiccup to Drago Bludvist how well do you deal with dismemberment caused by dragons

Gobber

commandersheena:

In one of my film classes last semester we had to tell a story in 3 pictures for a mini assignment so my friend and I did this

bombing:

fun drinking game: take a shot of water every couple hours to make sure you’re healthy and hydrated

pandaspwnz:

notsosubtlegamer:

tattoo-queens:

skindeeptales:

Amazing scar covering tattoos

Tattoos can be for healing 

I may eventually do this with my elbow scar.

This post almost made me cry

robomattic:

givemeinternet:

No…..no….I clean shield now

Iconic

generalelectric:

Introducing “Build Your Own Jet Engine,” an assembly kit perfect for that aviation geek in your life. This 3D printed model fits comfortably on desks, mantelpieces, and most birthday cakes. Today, July 11, 2014, you can enter to win one at artsandaircraft.comThe fine print says that you must be 18 or over and a resident of the U.S. for us to send you one. Additionally, Tumblr didn’t endorse, administer, sponsor or additively manufacture these engines, and only the GE social media team will receive participant information.